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What is Politics? – Classic Political Jokes
What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”
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Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the
breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,”
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo.”
បកប្រែក្រៅផ្លូវការ….ដោយសុភ័ណ
កេ្មងប្រុសតូចម្នាក់ដើរទៅកាន់ឳពុកខ្លួន ហើយសួរថា ពុកតើអ្វីគឺនយោបាយ?
ឳពុកឆ្លើយថា៖ ល្អកូនចាំពុកព្យាយាមឆ្លើយយ៉ាងសាមញ្ញថា បើឳពុកជាមេគ្រួសារ កូនអាចហៅពុកថាជាជនអ្នកអភិជន។ ម៉ែរបស់កូនជាអ្នកគ្រប់គ្រងប្រាក់កាស ដូច្នេះយើងហៅថា ជារដ្ឋាភិបាល។ យើងទាំងអស់គ្នានៅទីនេះ ជាអ្នកចិញ្ចឹមបីបាច់កូន ដូច្នេះយើងហៅកូនថាជាប្រជាជន។ ស្រ្តីអ្នកធ្វើការផ្ទះជួយមើលការខុសត្រូវកូន គឺជាវណ្ណៈកម្មករ។ ហើយប្អូនប្រុសរបស់កូន យើងហៅថា យុវជនជំនាន់ក្រោយឬទំពាំងស្នងប្ញស្សី។ ឥឡូវ កូនល្បងគិតត្រង់ចំណុចនេះ ហើយរកមើលថាវាអាចនឹងមាន អត្ថន័យគ្រប់គ្រាន់។
ក្មេងប្រុសតូចដើរចេញទៅដេកព្រមជាមួយនឹងការត្រិះរិះចំពោះអ្វីដែលឳពុកបានប្រាប់
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ឳពុកឆ្លើយ ល្អហើយកូន ប្រាប់ពុកដោយផ្ទាល់មាត់របស់កូនមើល៍ នូវអ្វីដែលកូនគិតថាអ្វីគឺនយោបាយនោះ?
ក្មេងប្រុសតូចឆ្លើយថា ត្រូវហើយពុក នៅពេលដែលជនអ្នកអភិជនកំពុងរុំរិតពួកវណ្ណៈកម្មករ រដ្ឋាភិបាលដេកស្លឹងមិនដឹងខ្លួន ប្រជាជនត្រូវបានគេព្រងើយកន្តើយ និងទំពាំងស្នងប្ញស្សីស្ថិតនៅក្នុងគំនរលាមកស្អុយគគ្រក់។
The Illustrated Guide To A Ph.D.
The Illustrated Guide To A Ph.D.
Every fall, I explain to a fresh batch of Ph.D. students what a Ph.D. is.
It’s hard to describe it in words.
So, I use pictures.
Read below for the illustrated guide to a Ph.D.
Imagine a circle that contains all of human knowledge:
By the time you finish elementary school, you know a little:
By the time you finish high school, you know a bit more:
With a bachelor’s degree, you gain a specialty:
A master’s degree deepens that specialty:
Reading research papers takes you to the edge of human knowledge:
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Will re-election in Cambodia is possible?
Watching this “18th Session of Universal Periodic Review” on Cambodia this 28 January 2014, Cambodian representatives failed to crystallize the questions of election irregularities, arm-force violence, and the demand for the release of those 23 detainees. Notably, the representatives kept repeating the message at the same content such as in the introduction, in the middle stage of clarification and in the last conclusion. Member countries of Paris Peace Agreement highly recommended Cambodian government to tackle with election irregularities, human rights violation on assembly and peaceful demonstration, and arm-force violence.
Cambodia Review – 18th Session of Universal Periodic Review
UPR Extranet (information updates etc. see UPR homepage for Login Credentials CLICK HERE)LIST OF SPEAKERS
H.E. Mr. Mak Sambath, Vice Chair of the National Human Rights Committee – Head of Delegation (Introduction)
Slovenia, Mr. Matjaz Kovacic
Spain, Mr. Vicente Cacho
Sri Lanka, Mr. Ravinatha Aryasinha
State of Palestine, Ms. Nada Tarbush
Sweden, Ms. Irina Schoulgin Nyoni
Switzerland, Mr. Alexandre Fasel
Indonesia, Mr.. Triyono Wibowo
Timor-Leste, Mr. Marcino Da Silva
Tunisia, Mr. Slim Ghariani
Turkmenistan, Mr. Esen Aydogdyev
United Kingdom, Mr. Bob Last
United States of America, Mr. David Sullivane
Uruguay, Mr. Patricio Silva
Uzbekistan, Mr. Javohir Nurmetov
Venezuela (Bolivarian Republic of), Mr. Edgardo Toro
Viet Nam, Mr. Thanh Nguyen
Algeria, Mr. Antar Hassani
Angola, Mr. Andre Kitoko